“Second class return to Dottingham please.”

Does she, or doesn’t she?

Watch out, watch out, there’s a Humphrey about

Dubonnet s’il vous plaît (said in very sexy French accent)

‘Nicole?’….’Papa?’

Dad do you know the piano’s on my foot, You hum it son I’ll play it

PG tips chimps,
Mr A Shifter & Sons Removals.

Were you truly wafted here from paradise. Nah luton airport!

the esso sign means happy motoring, happy motoring …

the wawter in majawka don’t taste like what it outa

its frothy man

‘For mash get smash’

I thought that one would be about the first on the list

And Esso Blue paraffin –

“They asked me how I knew It was Esso Blue
I of course replied With lower grades one buys
Smoke gets in your eyes.”

‘I’m a secret lemonade drinker..R Whites, R Whites..’

1)Think once , think twice, think bike!
2) SPLINK (Jon Pertwee)
3) Brut 33 splash it all over

I’ll be your dog. Kia ora ad.

Nice one Cyril.
There’s a tiger in my tank.
For mash get Smash.
Are you with the Woolage.
Asda price.
Only the crumbleest flakiest
milk chocolate in the world.
The man from milkyray.
Let the train take the strain.
Only the Mikly bar kid can.
A million housewives open a tin of beens and say beens meens Hinze.
It beets as it cleans (hoover)
Give me the Honey Mummy.
It can only be a Foxes Glassier mint.
Who would you give your last Rolo to.
Labour isn’t working.
Put the freshness back as you vac (Glade carpet freshner)
Just one Cornto give it to me
delicious ice cream from Italy.
Do it for Yorkshire (Yorkshire Tea)
Murry mints not hurry mints.
This isn’t any normal food this is M & S food.
Ps I haven’t Googled any
of the above they are all
bourn out my head on the
spur of the moment.
Signs of a miss spent youth.
I would imagine if I spent more time on the subject I’d come out with more popular TV lines back from the day.
Anybody think of any I haven’t thought of.
Top quality to question to ask.
Really get your thinking cap on.
Any similar questions?

“How do Do It All do it , won’t somebody tell”

Meet Mike, he swims like a fish.

Don’t forget the fruit gums mum.
Go to work on an egg. (Tried that once, but the couldn’t take weight!!!!!)
And who can forget Alf Garnett flying to Australia with QUAINT ARSE.

If you see Sid tell him , it was a very sore point with one of our customers called….. Sid

Opal Fruits, made to make your mouth water

Course you can Malcolm – Vics nasal

Didn’t help the Malcolm’s out there:)

Chin Chin – Cinzano ad : Joan Collins and Leonard Rossiter

I’m pretty sure I have had this posted before but it is an ad which has stuck with me all my life and amazed I could find it.
‘’ Now come on Reginald ‘’ at the end lives on.

‘’ Good things come to those who wait ‘’
‘’ There’s no time like?

‘’Lovely Day Petunia’’
is what I remember but having just seen it again that’s not the line.
A bit like Michael Caine and
‘’ Not a lot of people know that ‘’

He got an oligy.

Wassup!!!!

‘’ Bet you can’t put a Rowntrees Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it ‘’

So many ads…………

Int milk brilliant!

Have we had “Best thing since sliced bread” on the list somewhere?