Take the batteries out of the sex toys.

Replace the vodka with water:)

Mismatch all the socks.

tuna in the lining of curtains

Superglue the loo cover down.

Leave the toilet seat down.

Unplug the router and bury it in the garden.

This reminds me of when I was young. When meeting new friends & going round to visit them. While they were putting the kettle on, my bud & I would move ornaments etc around and see how long it would take them to notice. This got scaled up to furniture. What a hoot ! 🙂

Shave the cat and leave it with a Mohican

I wanna break in somewhere now and take my clippers:)

I would change every lightbulb in the house to bulbs of half the wattage.

Put in some in the red electric beams that would slice off the burglars legs if he tried 😬

Move everything in drawers to the next one along

I’d wait to make sure they’re asleep then scatter legos next to the beds and marbles on the staircase then hide all the loo roll. If they get through all that I’d replace the shampoo with super glue.and put itching powder in the underwear draw! 👿

Okay I’ve read all the replies so who do we reckon was a burglar in a past life.
I mean tuna in the curtain linings.
Where did that come from.

P.S. I think the cling film across the toilet bowl.
I can’t remember where I heard it originally don’t know if it has ever worked as a joke..

Beetlejuice Tuna in the curtains
WOW

Pour all the milk down the sink, eat all the chocolate, and put Nutella all over the toilet seat! Ewww!

Hide the kettle, coffee and tea’s

1) Change the wifi password
2) Download a “cracked screen” screensaver on to their laptop
3) Set the alarm on their phone to 5am to The Birdy Song
😊

mix copious amounts of salt into the flour and salt replaced with sugar if use white sugar if use demerera in their coffee could use garden grit

The gist of most of these comments is pref it’s not a female burglar who breaks in:)

Alive and well…😉