Take my credit card!

Or… yes buy the shoes

I care for you

I love you millions

You’re the only one 💜

You want another pint?

“No it does not”
(In response to “Does my bum look big in this?”)

I love you Princess

Ear hair needs trimming.

I’ve listed all the responses and let you know which ones really work. Or, if I’m in hospital, which ones didn’t.

I took rubbish out! 🙃

Is it warm enough

‘I am sorry honey’ …
If said at the start of every day gents it kind of has you covered ‘cos you know you’re very likely to do SOMETHING ..

Red or white darling? 😂

Football’s on the television