By coincedence I saw this earlier.
Practice what you preach

Postman Pat was pissed as a rat.

All in all it’s just another prick in the wall.

Sorry once I get started on lyrics I can’t stop !

Because maybe
You’re gonna be the one that mails me
And after all
You’re in my wall

I said knock on the door, not go through the wall!😳

Postman’s here Don’t think it’s Pat or Jess

😂🤣😂🤣

‘Did you hear a noise downstairs?’

‘No, go back to sleep.’

Bloody hell they build houses round here quick this was the main road last week

It looks like a right ROYAL **** up

Please see attached proof of delivery.

🤣🤣🤣

Breaking news!
Stamp prices to go up to fund Royal Mail driver training!

So this is what they mean by “postman’s knock”?

Well after seeing this I’m definitely leaving a note on my front door
“All deliveries next door” ,
( but shush, don’t tell my neighbour 😉 )

Omg! 😮 that’s some crash delivery!😐

Typical of the working class.
Deliveries go around the back, in the tradesmen entrance.

You said leave it in the front room

Contents discreet. Please arrange some sort of distraction when delivering.

Little sign on the back reads “Am I driving this vehicle well? If so ring 01234 56789 and leave a message”

Sat Nav said
You’ve now reached your destination

Just three words !

IT’S TOO LATE 😂

It’d cost him a pretty large drink, but plans to turn the dining room into a carpeted garage for his treasured MG we’re going well.

Express delivery!

Not really the best place for a tachograph break.

Even by RM 7.5-tonne van driver standards.

🎶
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
🎶

‘Sorry, this is 52, 50’s next door!!🥺’

Oops..I said turn right!

Should’ve gone to Specsavers.

Takes to 1st class delivery to a whole new level

You can’t park there! 😂

Surprise surprise! Husband’s birthday surprise for his ex wife achieves desired effect!!