- This topic has 123 replies, 38 voices, and was last updated 3 months, 2 weeks ago by
Toni Samantha.
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Linpap 24th January 2022 at 6:55 am
Something green environmental engineer or similar?!
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kernowboy2 24th January 2022 at 8:58 pm
Very close Linpap. I am Climate Adaptation consultant…….how is that for a fancy title 🙂
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Spiritual Guy 24th January 2022 at 12:56 am
It’s a bit private and secret (the clue is in those words)
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kernowboy2 24th January 2022 at 4:48 am
Ok you are not really a bloke but a Victoria’s secret lingerie model?
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Mo001 24th January 2022 at 5:54 am
Kernowboy2, you’re going to get the RL male’s blood pressure through the roof with excitement this morning, with that possibility.
S.G. is he warm???
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Dreamyboy 24th January 2022 at 9:02 am
In that case can we have some photographic evidence? (asking for a friend) 😳
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Always 24th January 2022 at 6:38 am
Think you’re spot on sounds like that’s exactly what SG does for a living 😂
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Judes 24th January 2022 at 8:34 am
I waited over 45 years to get promoted to this position. ??
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Josie123 24th January 2022 at 8:56 am
I explain things daily to little humans via a long lens
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Deleted User 24th January 2022 at 9:04 am
I give people vehicles – or not! 😉
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Chojo 24th January 2022 at 12:22 pm
You got it! 🤣 though hopefully not for much longer.
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madeleine45 24th January 2022 at 5:53 pm
surely not! Fancy admitting to being self serving, cheating, arrogant, a liar, a waster of other peoples money. So you travel round the north of england promising to level up but whilst the people you speak to think that the north might for once get its fair share of improved roads and new trains _ yes I mean new , not new to them which means the old rubbish that london doesnt want anymore. you plan to level up your ill gotten gains. Well to make a good job of it, make sure you make a mess of your hair and do lots of blah blah urr urr etc and make sure your mask is thick so that the people cant see you grinning behind it as you carry on your greasy way.! Well if you want a more popular job why dont you think about becoming a traffic warden waiting for the last minute to tick by so that you can give a disabled driver a ticket for being 3 minutes lae.
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Sue47 25th January 2022 at 5:24 pm
Not quite but I do act quietly from behind closed doors…
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Anonymous User (no longer active) 24th January 2022 at 9:42 am
I get wood!
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Will998 24th January 2022 at 3:26 pm
Donaldb, the question was… give a clue as to what you do for a job, not your favourite pastime 😀
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Cheers on toast 24th January 2022 at 10:25 am
I look for cracks and if its deep enough i get grinding.
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Mo001 24th January 2022 at 10:50 am
Your description has divided the room.
2 options Gigolo or Welder????-
Cheers on toast 24th January 2022 at 12:26 pm
Never touched a welder or welding machine in my life 😂
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Cheers on toast 24th January 2022 at 1:06 pm
I got paid 10.50 on my first shift, my mate said who paid you 50p?! I said all of them 🙄
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Will998 24th January 2022 at 3:20 pm
So, you were employed by 21 people all at once 🤔🤔
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madeleine45 24th January 2022 at 7:15 pm
Oh there is one welder I would love to touch , well ex welder. The wonderful Billy Connolly!
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Linde 24th January 2022 at 9:11 pm
I thought we were talking about an ice-cream vendor!
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alanski 24th January 2022 at 8:43 pm
Hmmmmm…….let me dwell on that prospect (I’ve been doing that all my life)
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Always 24th January 2022 at 10:42 am
Someone tells me what needs to be done and I ask other people to do it
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Linde 24th January 2022 at 9:11 pm
That’s a good recipe for getting on!
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madeleine45 26th January 2022 at 7:10 am
you are the prime minister
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N125 24th January 2022 at 11:06 am
Make fat chickens while destroying the environment….. 🤪🤪🤪
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Fenners03 24th January 2022 at 12:06 pm
Retired. So do sod all (I wish) 😂
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gordloch 24th January 2022 at 12:53 pm
I’m putting rubber rings on metal wheels again and again…..
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gordloch 25th January 2022 at 10:09 am
not quite, although I did once work for a rival company.
The answer is I’m re-tired……..
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Spiritduck 24th January 2022 at 1:08 pm
selling minerals, cards magic and mystery….
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kernowboy2 25th January 2022 at 12:10 am
You own a tourist shop in Cornwall?
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Spiritduck 25th January 2022 at 9:05 am
nope not a tourist shop in cornwall
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kernowboy2 25th January 2022 at 8:48 pm
a tourist shop in the Lake District :)?
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Staying Alive 24th January 2022 at 3:13 pm
Helping our heroes Less Not Forget ✌🏾
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Linde 24th January 2022 at 9:17 pm
This is one of the funniest threads I have followed! What imagination!!!
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NeilB 24th January 2022 at 10:22 pm
I used to create things that don’t actually exist. (i.e. you can’t touch them)
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Linpap 24th January 2022 at 11:38 pm
I sell people a dream but nobody believes a word I say!
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Linpap 25th January 2022 at 1:49 am
OMG ! Makes my real job sound quite kind and gentle!!
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Always 25th January 2022 at 7:39 am
you are now going to be inundated with orders 😂
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Pops McCarthy 25th January 2022 at 12:28 pm
Too difficult to explain.
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Tambos57 25th January 2022 at 12:41 pm
Mine to- bad enough telling people what I do only to receive a blank look. ‘Data centres’
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kernowboy2 25th January 2022 at 11:26 pm
It will be interesting to see where this goes 🙂
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Cheers on toast 26th January 2022 at 11:44 pm
I will take a wild guess that you work with wood Woodcrafter Keith.
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Always 26th January 2022 at 11:47 pm
Surely that’s way too obvious 😂
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Woodcrafter-Keith 27th January 2022 at 7:01 am
You “wood” be right lol
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Woodcrafter-Keith 27th January 2022 at 10:23 am
Spot on Always I’m a furniture finisher for a small family run Oak furniture business mainly Oak with some pine, Black Walnut and Asian hardwood doing furniture and desktops
I do all the sanding and oiling amongst making it look pristine for the customer amongst other things within my job such as putting the cladding on the backs of units.
I started their part time in October 2019 to top my finances during the winter months as I had a mail order veg and tomato plant business at the time but when I lost my 3rd rented nursery in 8 years in January 2020 I gave up horticulture and went full time for them 4 days a week abd then make my own woodcrafts one or two days a week
With all that followed a few months later with covid it turned out to be the best decision I ever made
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debm19 12th February 2022 at 10:24 pm
I feel like one with my daughter lol but no
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Toni Samantha 12th February 2022 at 10:36 pm
I help small people survive in water
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