The Beatles were playing the Ants in the Insect Cup final. Half time score Beatles lead 26-0. Second half the Ants bring on a Sub, a little Millipede, who plays an absolute blinder, Full Time Beatles 26 Ants 27, the Millipede scores all 27 goals, Ants win the Cup. After the final whistle the Beatles Captain congratulates the Ants Captain on their victory. Then he asks Why didn’t the Ants start the Millipede from Kick off? Oh it takes him all the first half to put his boots on was the reply.